We've reviewed all the posts in the winning thread (Congrats!) and we've took all the verified posts and ran them through a randomizer at Random.org's List Feature. Link at the bottom.
The first 3 on this list are the winners of our top 3 prizes and will be traded by a Staff Member via Trade Offers (if available) or by adding as a friend. The rest of the users in the winning thread will receive 30 days of Priority+.
As for the secret prize, the following correctly guessed their join date. The secret prize is 1 earbud for each winner.
Kinky Pie will be adding them to deliver. I'm sorry if I cut your name short. I'm soooo lazy.
Jibril
DogboyG
GRN Lantern
pwnapplez
Guyra
Whoop
Nekobit
Massie
Scrap.Orange
Random.org List Feature: https://www.random.org/lists/
