Astramentis

Banned for believing in the existence of a single and indivisible particle.

Chocolate Rage

Granted, but you're only productive when it comes to procrastinating. I wish that people would pay 2 refined for Stout Shakos.

You pawn it off and bet it all on blind Pig racing. If life gives you a troop of Gorillas with lipstick...

Banned for confirming your own existence without the use of the X-Files theme song.

Granted, but the Nexus phone contains shocking images and evidence that will lead to your arrest. I wish to become a Magical girl.

Drown yourself in gasoline and strawberry milk to give yourself the delusion it's still the Year of Luigi. If life gives you 9 Uno cards written in Arabic...

Banned for lack of sensible haircuts.

With style

Witness Me

disregard the Phlogistinator and play Peaceful Hoovy on Valve servers. If life gives you crappy Early Access steam games...

Banned for obvious reasons.

Banned for not recognizing your lord, savior and true waifu Iris Heart.

Banned for 5 counts of Spycrab and Hoovy atrocities.

Paint them blue and then feed it to the hounds. If life gives you a 5-hour long Minecraft Let's play video...

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Paint it Pink as Hell and hit the pubs. If life gives you a team full of Squeakers...

Underlying reasons

Change professions into a Pastamancer. If life gives you a truckload of Spoiled chicken meat...

Granted, but you can only make trades in Scrap metal. I wish I could be the very best, that no one ever was.

You perform a fusion dance with said Shark to form Shark John Cena. If life gives you literally 5 snails...

Banned for snorting powderized Unusuals

Ahhh. How do I upload these things? Sorry to ask; I'm incredibly new to all this modding. Also, how do I know if something is 'loopable'?

Hello there! Before we begin I have absolutely NO idea how to mod and such, though I will express my interest in learning how. The goal of this is to replace a minigun attack noise with the sound effects from The Bane in Borderlands 2. Example below: And yes, that IS how the weapon is actually designed. I do want some ear rape to go with my Heavy escapades.