For mine, I would've said yes. Mostly because you could give the money to somebody else that you trust, and "share" the money with full ownership being given to the other person.
1. I'm already cancer.
1. Being lazy isn't too bad if you want to be lazy. Working hard is also not too bad. Somewhere in the middle is just harsh.
2. I'm already tall, so being fat would basically allow me to laugh at people who want to get around me if they come over to my house.
3. I wouldn't care less about dying if I'm lazy.
You get a million dollars, but you will die if the skin of a person touches you (unless it's yours, of course).