EmptyEngineer

http://loadout.tf/?class=Demoman&id[]=409&id[]=30801&id[]=922 When the demo tries to get spooky, he needs some spooky hair too.

Just because of that, I believe that I would cash out of TF2 and, using my money and the extra ref, buy a Michael Rosen body pillow and a copy of Memes 101: Nice.

And what all of you didn't notice was that the original cookie was never stolen. I handed ten dollars to Ribbon and had it the entire time. And now I'm monologuing just so that you will steal the cookie. Come on, you know you want to.

Gumshoos has the perfect shiny. It's just Trump but he's a feminist. (Note: I am not hating on feminists, saying that the color pink is exclusively feminine, or hating on Trump. I actually think that having Trump in office is good.)

Slap hard. When did this turn into that kind of conversation?

For mine, I would've said yes. Mostly because you could give the money to somebody else that you trust, and "share" the money with full ownership being given to the other person. Anyways, Yes. 1. I'm already cancer. 1. Being lazy isn't too bad if you want to be lazy. Working hard is also not too bad. Somewhere in the middle is just harsh. 2. I'm already tall, so being fat would basically allow me to laugh at people who want to get around me if they come over to my house. 3. I wouldn't care less about dying if I'm lazy. You get a million dollars, but you will die if the skin of a person touches you (unless it's yours, of course).

Banned due to my abuse of moderator powers, despite me not being one.

I'd trade up to five keys and make a ScrapTF raffle... it wouldn't happen though.

You all hate me now. But I hate Overwatch, so it's fine.

Now look at this cookie. Now back at me. Now back at this cookie. Wait where's the cookie? Do you have it? I don't believe that I have it.

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Kick Things

It ran at up towards the child who was crying and holding a nuke. The nuke killed many orphans and now was a puppy filled

Bass Drop

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Banned for multiple levels of high treason and hypocrisy within the ScrapTF forums.

ScrapTF Stuff

This wasn't an actual bad trading experience, but just a bad experience with hats in general. You see, I was an idiot and I just wanted to open as many crates as I could get my hands on. On my fifth crate, I got an Unusual Chill Chullo with Massed Flies. I then sold it to the community market and used almost all of the money for keys, saving only some for buying games with like I intended... that still relates with me today, sometimes, but I do a lot of trading and get to where I need to before I start wasting more money on things like raffles and stuff.

Banned for assuming what Starco was trying to say. T R I G G E R E D

You just have to keep hatching until you've about trippled the amount of eggs, where you're either unlucky or you're doing something wrong.

It's because the people that usually target raffles to get items are uninterested in weapons they already have. They want things that they can immediately make enough profit on to buy cosmetics. I personally just enter those I see fit and reraffle what I get out of it.

Geel is wealthy due to these sites, but he makes about as much as the average middle class worker.

Nah, some of these I don't see as crutch. The Stickybomb Launcher is just a stock and does a decent job of countering enemies, but is sometimes no match for other weapons in the game. Instead, the Loch and Load (despite its seemingly bad features) can one shot one a spy or scout and is 10x easier to aim. The Sandvich isn't anywhere close to being a crutch, I'd say that the crutch here is more of the Tomislav compared to the other miniguns. It's way better. Finally, the dead ringer and blutsauger have been made much worse. I believe that this needs a bit of revision, but is a good list.

Crime Rate The crime rate on ScrapTF is about 1 crime per week.

Banned for saying ban too much.