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Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI

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  1. Note: my next few raffles will be starting a Scrap.tf ARG, feel free to ask me any questions about the event and if you want to participate, just pm me in chat. 

    Thanks for your time, 

    Zaphod

  2. My poetry goes on the forms until I can raffle, first an exert from my short story. exert from war of time: " It was a rainy afternoon, as usual, in the small town of Vilenan, a town which appears to be uncharted. Bullets of nature fall near the clustered villas and venues, seemingly aging and deteriorating under the harsh winds. One such venue contains a lonely traveler, about 35 in age, carrying a leather bound journal in one hand and a sharpened blade in the other. His leather trench coat slowly sways as he begins to depart his seat, depositing the unknown novel, and extracting a cellular device from his worn pocket. Suddenly he realizes that his phone is completely disabled, proceeding to yell “why, why, why?”. Allured by the noise, a masked entity approaches, surrounded by the guise of darkness, seemingly paranormal in nature. In a low, deepened pitch the figure says “I believe we can compromise, Sir”, as he leaves a briefcase on the table. Eyes widened,the traveler agrees to the figure’s deal and hands over the journal in a non discrete fashion, clenching the newfound wealth in fist."
  3. Member since April 22, 2016 and has done 368 trades. as of current
  4. A philosophical ramble:

    no one succeeds without assistance, for others are the palette for inspiration and education. 
     

  5. The  mundanity  of  life is  the  beauty  of  life,  simple  yet  complex  simultaneously.

  6. Yes 1. You could buy in downpayments for expensive items 5$ per day 2. most items are worth about 5 to 10$ 3. You could have someone else buy stuff for you, thus they can spend more than 5$ You get a million dollars, but you may never use any electronic equipment again.
  7. Granted, but the brush only paints bright pink. I wish I could have an oil rig off in the middle of nowhere.
  8. Granted, but your wish is never denied I wish for immortality.
  9. I was wondering if there are any great mods as I have beaten the base game around 10 times already and am looking for a new experience. (also this could be considered the Half Life part of the forums)
  10. Wish granted, but you forget the idea before putting it into action. I wish I could get some bubblegum because I'm all out of it.
  11. Wish granted, but you only receive courage when no one else is looking at you. I wish I could teleport at anytime to anywhere.
  12. The title is self explanatory, pick a setting and use * to symbolize an action. However, you can only do one action at a time until the setting is finished. Example: User 0: Setting: a bar user 1: *walks into the bar* user 2: *asks waiter for a drink* ect...
  13. Hello Internet, how are you today?

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      Internet is doing good!

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