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Wish granted, they immediately go out of business and is replaced with a new company that happens to be composed entirely of jerks. I wish to possess a Golden Frying Pan.

Wish granted, but you aren't ready for the other animatronics at all. I wish to own an Apple store.

Banned for capitalizing the first character in almost all of the words in your statement.

Granted, she is in cube form and does absolutely nothing besides sit in a corner. I wish for 3 pages worth of Mann. Co. Supply Crate Keys.

I'd get myself one a' these.