Trilluminati

Okay, but its damage is unlimitedly small. I wish to understand the wishes on this page.

Banned for not ignoring me even though I say so.

Banned for not being the third

Sell it for half a scrap! If life gives you a Mann Co. crate…

Being added by… I won't tell you who

Okay, but that dimension will be of anti-matter so it destroys you and you'll not be able to get back. I wish for a Scrap.TF Android app.

I tried to post multiple times. Damn auto-merge.

You did not make a wish. I wish for people to not burn money.

Banned for having too cute profile picture

Banned for being 8 more than the right number

Wait I just glued it back together... so BURN IN HELL! I wish this forum gets more activity.

Yes, but it takes like 5× the time it takes on computer.

It will be stabbed in your back. I wish to have more than 0 friends.

Except that entering raffles is harder than going from scrap to unusual.

Just a WebView from AppGeyzer.

Okay, but it is a Gibus and not burning because it is noncombustable. And it is not unusual at all. I wish for you not avoiding the corruptions because it ruins the game a bit.

Banned for not donating

Entered 3455, won 20/18 (0.52098408%)

Okay. Your head is now giant and burning. I did not corrupt it in any way, see? I wish everyone on scrap.tf reads the rules.

Why did you post this 5 times?

Banned for posting to two topics of the same forum in one hour.

It is a Gibus with the Pyrovision effect. I wish Jim to return.

Everybody will think you stole the money and you'll not be able to explain it. I wish to win a flash waffle

An item that can by used to get unlimited number of any items. Or a Vintage Scrap Metal named scrap.TF

Banned for your eyes not being shiny