PHiSH

Broken iPod

Glad to have ya both back

Granted. You now have a dead corgi horse. I wish TF2 would stop crashing on me.

Good work

Banned for ruining all the furniture.

Banned for editing your post.

Banned for leedle-ing.

Call cops

You rebel

Delicious.

Banned for having a scrap.tf shirt.

Less cuddles

Banned for having an opinion.

Granted? But you can never wish again. I wish to know the meaning of life.

Banned for using Rest.

I started this thread, so it should only be fair for me to end it.

Banned for shark fondling.

Granted, but they will always be found immediately. I wish I wasn't sick.

Definitely not first.

Yup. I'm resurrecting this thing since the first one made by Puck finally had a winner. As the title says, be the last one to post before this thread is locked to win. Good luck and have fun. *:･ﾟ✧

Granted, but the pie uses solid uncut apples. I wish to stop accidentally spoiling things for myself.

Banned for having a profile picture of an inorganic life form.

Banned for dancing.

Chocolate waffle

Banned for having a <3 in your name.