This is pretty simple, you respond to the previous 2 "offers" with either a yes or a no, and three reasons why for each. But it must be for a million dollars, and it can not be something that can get the world or even a part of the world destroyed or massively damaged in any way.
I will give an example. "You get a million dollars, but you will have a knife permanently attached to your hand." Yes. One, you can get a sheathe for it. Two, you are always prepared incase a up close fight. And three, you could possibly switch it out since it never specified which knife.
Now here is the first. You get a million dollars but.. once a month for an entire day, you become your online ScrapTF persona. Basically your body shapeshifts into whatever your avatar was at that random day. You can still do what you do normally, just in that form.