LucasIV

Can I ask you something?

you got it today I wish to trademark the creation of puns

Granted, here's a cake. You can roll the cake. But the cake is a lie. You cannot roll a lie. Maybe you can but just ROLL with it. I wish for more puns

Granted! I wish to have loadsasphagetti

banned for liking a banning thread

Banned for being a flower. You're supposed to be a duck

Wish granted. One poor jigglypuff somewhere in the world of pokemon inside a pokeball of an unactive trainer turned into Patchouli. I wish to have catchouli pet

Congrats! You got a Mêlée album music in HD! .... THIS Melee, right? I wish for a wish that can wish its own wish

Banned for- ....wait..... .....you're actually.... ..... I dont even have to speak.

Banned for forgetting the existence of guys in the internet. It's not just girls and space hamsters yknow.

Wish granted. Valve made an update that breaks the whole game instead! I wish for a scrap.tf community meetup irl. I need friends ;~;

Wish granted, but you're banned from this forum. Wait this isnt the "You're banned" thread? oh. well whatever, you're banned. I wish I'm not gonna fall asleep in the bus and missed a few stops later because I stayed up till the morning..... .....this one's actually kinda real tho

saidjfhsjakf got ninja'd Banned for ninjaing me :<

Banned for having the number that Gaben cannot count to

Wish granted. Your vision is perfect....ly blank. I guess that's perfect in one way or another, isnt it? I wish for world peace. Heh.

shut up

Banned because EYE dont SEE why your ban reason is valid

Wish granted. Wait you mean this future wallet that you're gonna buy because I stole your current wallet, and all other wallets in your possession including steam wallet, right? Of course that's what you meant! I wish that someone read what I post

wait what

You sure?

Wish granted. You wont wish another wish soon but since you just made a wish to not make a wish, that wish is screwed and is cancelled. Hah, you wish. I wish for my wish to get corrupted

Banned for not admitting you're a chicken