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Wish granted. Now you know the perfect wishes to make! However you can't be granted any wishes anymore, only advice others, I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't own.

welcome home

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Will come

When the

Banned for using an already applied ban (if I'm not mistaken, I think I was banned for that, too)

Hurt feelings

I guess the closest could be this?

Banned for being pro nightmare. I can see through you!

Granted! But you'll have an eternal brain freeze in exchange of a refreshing treat. Fair trade. I wish to have controll over The WORLD

BAD WORDS!

Maybe a SFM PSA about the dangers of the phlog

Granted, but due to the speed you think and type, you destroy every keyboard and utencil to write on paper you ever touch. That and and a side effect that you eventually also start to talk too fast until nobody understand what you say and your fingers have huge blisters due to the speed on you that your body can't controll yet. I wish I could draw better

Banned due to the reminder! ((JK people can like whatever they want as long as the fanatism isn't so crazy and too unrelated to the situation at hand)).

Alright. Your wish is granted and won't be corrupted...HOWEVER! YOu just corrupted it yourself by wasted a perfectly fine wish to be used to help the world or yourself, so it's a lose lose. I mean..children could have ATE that wish! NOW! What I wish is to cure headaches, I have a really bad one right now.

Dear LORD, the Phlog..... I've been on so many servers that had MVPs as phlog pyros dominating more than 5 people. HECK, I WAS ON A SERVER THAT ALL MVPs WERE PYROS WITH A HIGH KILLSTREAK OF 50 AND ACTUALLY WERE MORE THAN THREE, JUST THAT THERE CAN ONLY BE THREE MVPs! It's horrible. The ambushes never ends, with pocket medis as well and protected by snipers and heavies with pocket medics of their own! I did discover that the Natascha might be the only thing able to stop these monsters now if you are alone. As it can make them slower and also protect you as you spin it, you MIGHT be able to survive them, even if they have krits and recharged all their life in front of you. But then again, the Natascha is the answer to everything, so...until the Natascha is nerfed really bad or the Phlog buffed even MORE , I guess that at least having a Heavy might be enough to defend the team from those but....I fear for the worst....that and soliders, other heavies and more pyros could tag along and travel in groups as the despicable animals they are, brrrr....Gaben, why? Wasn't your favorite class the spy? Try playing spy against those phlogs

You...didn't even fulfilled the wish, tthough... =Y and I don't even know what you mean by that but, OKKKK then... ALRIGHT! YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! But due to that, the mannconomy, or... TF2 economy, based mostly of selfish acts as get profit instead of just trade hats to actually use them( I mean seriously, have like different accounts and get more and more hats and cosmetics just to get more metal and keys in order to...get more metals and keys and scam people to pay like 2000 bucks on a virtual hat, shame on you, people) fell to the ground, so people started leaving TF2 due to it. Way to go~ I wish to have an infinite supply of Mentos(Tm), Mentos that are not putrid and are non toxic, please, thank you.

My computer was busted all november so I couldn't even buy stuff for my guy. Also, when I came back, I checked scrap.tf and saw that my santa didn't even tried to communicate with me. I tried to communicate to the person I had to gift but turns out they have been offline on the site for a month :/ So no luck....ah well, I didn't want something, honestly, I wanted to give someone something, even if it's not rhe big deal...maybe 2 hats or so, but still...neither of mine really answered me Whoever was my secret santa, if you are listening....you should contact me, I could give you a gift at least if you didn't receive anything.

Perhaps...starting with reanimating on SFM a scene from a show! Like a clip from Futurama, Tim & Eric or so to start and then ideas will flourish naturally. ALSO you get practice on SFM of course.

Linux, huh?..hmmm then I don't know what can you get A friend of mine do uses linux, I could ask him when he's online again, so stay tuned.

You are banned because who actually used Club Penguin, though? That's still a thing?

HELLO! MY NAME IS CAMEO! I SHALL GRANT YOU ANY WISH! SO! Do you want a small red bucket full of coal? HOWEVER, as soon as you get your hands on that precious bucket, the coal on it will drag you inside, just as if it was a sucking quicksand! Now what I wish is to know is what should I do to get a fruitful life

What kind of games do you like? YOu could get Isaac Rebirth, Super Meat Boy, Shovel Knight, Shantae, Left 4 Dead 2, Portal 2, the Half Life series, Counter Strike, Garrys Mod, Skullgirls, awesomenauts, Battleblock Theater, Castle Crashers, Dust, Cave Story +, YS, Street Fighter, Undertale, Poker Night, Darksiders, Death Spank, Spore, Saints Row, GTA, Jet Set Radio, Psychonauts, metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Rising, Dead Space, Alien, Payday, or so