Corrupt a wish :3

[Ribs]

The objective of the game is very simple. You will wish for something and the person below you will grant your wish but will not be exactly what you hoped for.

How to play:

Player 1:

I wish I have a big house.

Player 2:

Wish granted, but you'll be living with farm animals in it.

I wish I can control time.

Player 3:

Wish granted, but you can only move the time a second in the future once per day.

I wish...

..and so on.

Rules:

-All Forum Rules obviously apply.

-Be appropriate at all times and respect other players.

-Try not to ask for a wish that you think may be difficult for players to understand. This can cause the game to go dead at some points (which I don't think anybody wants).

-Have fun!

As the creator of this thread, I will start;

I wish i wasn't a tsun

[DanyellDayLoois]

You've obviously been playing too much Skullgirls.

But hey, at least this is the closest I'll come to RP'ing the Skullheart( cum the time).

 

You get a sun.

 

I wish for chocolate rain.

[Ribs]

Granted, it's raining molten chocolate that burns your skin.

I wish for the keysword

[DanyellDayLoois]

k, you get a key-sword. The size of a household key.

I wish for Hell.

[Ribs]

Granted, free of charge.

I wish for more hats in the next update

[Dima]

Granted, you get an upset girlfriend ( this was for Dimitri's, Carrot posted right before I did <3)

 

I wish for a decent part-time job.

Edited February 22, 2015 by Nurse Dima

[DanyellDayLoois]

Carrot gets a new wep with that update, and Dima now works at McDonalds.

 

I wish for a bottle.

[Dima]

You get a bottle, to feed your 19 newborn children

 

I wish for a new cellphone

[Ribs]

Granted, it's a nokia brick :3

I wish for nothing

[Dima]

You actually get nothing.

 

I wish for something

[Ribs]

Granted, you got a sandvich.

I wish i know what to wish for.

[DanyellDayLoois]

You get diabetes.

 

I wish for Marie.

[DanyellDayLoois]

fukn double post plz ignore

[Ribs]

Granted, but it's Sarah.

I wish i wasn't so nutrious

[Dima]

You're now dead.

 

I wish for another piece of paper

[Ribs]

Granted, it's sand paper.

I wish for even more hats

[Tweets]

Granted, it's sand paper.

I wish for even more hats

 

Granted, but it's so fine it works like a microfibre cloth.

 

I wish to find intelligent, non-hostile alien life to be found.

[Ribs]

Granted, you found Alien Hominid

I wish for Nolan North.

[DanyellDayLoois]

You get Troy Baker instead.

I wish for a refreshing, cool drink.

[Tweets]

You get a flat Coca Cola, cooled to perfection with Refreshers dropped in it.

 

I wish for a tool that perfectly forecasts the weather in any specified city.

 

Granted, you found Alien Hominid

 

(That's not a corruption of my wish, since it's hostile (kills a civillian and special forces without any provocation that i'm aware of). A corruption would be something along the lines of the alien communicating in a way that we cannot decipher (such as by emmitting a form of energy we can't measure), and so despite the mutual respect between the two, we cannot form a relationship with them and both parties spend the rest of their existence keeping out of one another's way.)

[Ribs]

You get a flat Coca Cola, cooled to perfection with Refreshers dropped in it.

 

I wish for a tool that perfectly forecasts the weather in any specified city.

 

 

(That's not a corruption of my wish, since it's hostile (kills a civillian and special forces without any provocation that i'm aware of). A corruption would be something along the lines of the alien communicating in a way that we cannot decipher (such as by emmitting a form of energy we can't measure), and so despite the mutual respect between the two, we cannot form a relationship with them and both parties spend the rest of their existence keeping out of one another's way.)

(I'm pretty sure your wish was corrupted, because in the end you did not get what you asked for )

 

Granted, but it only predicts what will happen in the next 2 minutes.

I wish for a wish

[Tweets]

Granted, but the wish granted can only be granted by finding its physical form in a haystack.

 

It takes the form of a needle.

 

I wish for a car.

[Ribs]

Granted, but it has no engine.

I wish CS:GO wasn't that hard

[DanyellDayLoois]

Granted, but now everyone else is now better at the game as well.

I wish for spooky scary skeletons.

[Allure]

Granted, but they are all made of plaster

I wish for a DeLorean Time machine