PHiSH Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Granted. You now have a magical wish granting unicorn that is deaf, meaning it can't hear any wishes you make. I wish I was productive. Link to comment
Astramentis Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Granted, but you're only productive when it comes to procrastinating. I wish that people would pay 2 refined for Stout Shakos. Link to comment
Pannington Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Wish granted, but you can never buy/sell a Shako again. I wish for a dollar. Made of solid gold. Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Granted. It's also too heavy for you to lift, and will remain on your carpet forever (or whatever flooring you have in your house). I wish for something that spins infinite revolutions per minute all the time. Link to comment
Moofle Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 It's what you are. I wish for the next person to think twice before they post. Link to comment
Ezekiel Wedlin Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) Granted, but I only thought once. I wish I didn't have any homework. Edited March 28, 2016 by Airen Wedlin Ahhh this game is so fast. Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Granted, but you will have to do it next week. I wish for an apple pie. Link to comment
PHiSH Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Granted, but the pie uses solid uncut apples. I wish to stop accidentally spoiling things for myself. Link to comment
Alexander Wedlin Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Granted, nothing will ever come to spoil you because nothing will be made I wish for cuddles from a certain Folf Link to comment
Ezekiel Wedlin Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Granted, but I'm the outer part in the cuddle. I wish Trump won't win the primaries. Link to comment
MercsInBoxes™ Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Granted, But kittens explodes for no apparent reason. I wish for Half life Epidsode:Hats Link to comment
PhantomProgrammer Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Granted, but it's a crappy fan-made mod that crashes whenever you move. I wish for a pineapple/watermelon hybrid. Link to comment
Moofle Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 It is a melon with sharp pines (don't touch it, you'll get cut) i wish for the next person to not wish, therefore killing this thread. Link to comment
Ezekiel Wedlin Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Granted, but you are thrown into a black hole for being mean. I wish a certain Shark would snuggle me... Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 It lures you into false security, then eats you. I wish I had an Aussie weapon. Link to comment
Ezekiel Wedlin Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Granted, but it weighs as much as it would IRL, so around triple your body weight. I wish people knew how to hide things Link to comment
PHiSH Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Granted, but they will always be found immediately. I wish I wasn't sick. Link to comment
Trilluminati Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 14 hours ago, StǝamKlunK said: Granted, but they will always be found immediately. I wish I wasn't sick. Granted, but all you friends and family will be sick. I wish I was good at TF2. Link to comment
Moofle Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 You're so good that everyone (and i mean EVERYONE) ragequits and then you have to play with bots. They're no fun. 21 hours ago, Chiggy1234567 said: It is a melon with sharp pines (don't touch it, you'll get cut) i wish for the next person to not wish, therefore killing this thread. 20 hours ago, Airen Wedlin said: Granted, but you are thrown into a black hole for being mean. I wish a certain Shark would snuggle me... (Excuse me, you weren't allowed to wish) I wish for you to click this. Don't worry, it's not a virus. Link to comment
Trilluminati Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 46 minutes ago, Chiggy1234567 said: I wish for you to click this. Don't worry, it's not a virus. Okay, but I close it before even looking at it because I hate YouTube. I wish someone made me a better profile picture. Link to comment
Moofle Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Wahey! Now you're a square with not three, but four sides! I wish for the next person to Link to comment
PhantomProgrammer Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Ok, but you'll have to deal with me screaming loudly in pain. I wish for a computer that ran games at a somewhat decent speed. Link to comment
Ezekiel Wedlin Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Granted, but it only runs Indie games. I wish to get this thing for free: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834152949 Link to comment
Moofle Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 It breaks instantly. I wish. Link to comment
Alexander Wedlin Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) For nothing, the end I wish for a fox that I could floof 24/7 Edited April 2, 2016 by Sergeant Sharkie #ScrapTF Needed floofiness Link to comment
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