Ribs Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Not granted, because it's unfair >.< I wish i have a second to think about the universe Link to comment
Faxon Fury Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Granted, but you will 'space out' ) I wish for a noscope montage sponsored by Doritos Link to comment
DanyellDayLoois Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Granted, but Doritos is sponsored by Tesco. I wish Tesco weren't massive assholes. Link to comment
NickServ Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Wish granted, they immediately go out of business and is replaced with a new company that happens to be composed entirely of jerks. I wish to possess a Golden Frying Pan. Link to comment
Ribs Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Not granted, you get a regular pan instead I wish to terminate this wish Link to comment
WildCard65 the Joker Card Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Not granted, you get a regular pan instead I wish to terminate this wish Granted... oh wait... the terminator died b4 the wish can be terminated. I wish for a physics defying motorcycle(Bonus points to anyone can guess what I'm talking about :3) Link to comment
PikaTwinkie Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted... oh wait... the terminator died b4 the wish can be terminated. I wish for a physics defying motorcycle(Bonus points to anyone can guess what I'm talking about :3) Granted you now have a Motorcycle that doesn't agree with Newton's Laws I wish for a giant cake Link to comment
Moderator Luki Posted March 16, 2015 Moderator Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Wish granted, A giant, huge, enormous Marmite cake! I wish for a Purple bicycle with green stripes Link to comment
Faxon Fury Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, but it's Dima's bike and now he's coming to get you :^) I wish to be a moderator on scrap.tf Link to comment
DanyellDayLoois Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but you only moderate the help page. I wish to be William Riker. Link to comment
Ribs Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Not granted because you wished to become Bill Nye. Now someone corrupt this wish please? Link to comment
iProcyonæ Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Dimitri instead becomes Bill Nye, but corrupception causes the hair on your face to become that of William Riker. I wish for a Llama Link to comment
lord Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Wish Granted , Llama dies 5 seconds later I wish to have a harem (Non-Ugly-Fat-Disgusting) (Offensive Yes) Link to comment
Codename 50 Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Granted. You get a harem full of... DUCKS! (your wish was granted by MERASMUS) I wish to have an endless pizza Link to comment
lord Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Granted. The pizzas are rotten and are poisoned I wish I could be an Anime character Link to comment
iProcyonæ Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 You become Ushio... and get mauled by a rabid llama 5 seconds later [EDIT (Forgot my wish xD):] I wish that pistachios will rain from the sky so I can gaze at the joy safetly through a window Link to comment
lord Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Wish Granted, Pistachios weigh 10 tons and crash through the roof crushing you I wish i could eat Link to comment
Logan Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 You can eat, But everything you eat is covered in cement paste. I wish for a lot of cats Link to comment
Moderator Luki Posted December 23, 2015 Moderator Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Wish granted, but all the cats are zombies and want your brain. I wish to become a meme Link to comment
Pheubel Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 you became a true living meme, but you were so bad every already forgot about you i wish for a bad anime about popular brands fighting eachouther Link to comment
tony Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Granted. One Punch Man has Sprite and Coca Cola fight each other, but Fanta prevails I wish for an Unusual with a Nebula Effect Link to comment
Codename 50 Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Wish granted, but Annoying Dog stole an unusual hat with nebula effect before you got it. I wish loadsamoney. Link to comment
Ace Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Wish granted, but that's a bunch of stolen money a person gave you to blame you for his crimes, and it worked. I wish I could change the outcome of situations at will! Link to comment
PHiSH Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Granted, but the outcome will always end up with the Earth exploding. I wish for everything to be purple. Link to comment
tony Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Granted! I like purple too, but for the game I have to put something negative on it too, sadly. Everything is purple, but you can't tell the who is who and you lose your wits I wish for my scoliosis to be cured. I hate back pain Link to comment
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