Corrupt a wish :3

[Melancholy Sky]

granted but it can only travel at 87 mph

i wish for john cena

[Ezekiel Wedlin]

Granted, but you can't see him.

 

I wish for Shark cuddles.

[Alexander Wedlin]

Granted, but you can cuddle only me...

 

I wish for chocolate.

[AlexHD]

Yay its soo Good xD You wish Is broken xD Donate and you will be One -=Granted=-

 

[Pepsiman!]

5 hours ago, AlexHD said:

Yay its soo Good xD You wish Is broken xD Donate and you will be One -=Granted=-

 

I wish for this man to wish.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but then he edits his post to delete the wish and makes the thread inconsistent.

 

I wish my spin sprockets weren't jammed

[Moofle]

It costs you all of your money, and the site closes down instantly after you donate.

I wish for another Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.

Edited April 16, 2016 by Chiggy1234567

[Ezekiel Wedlin]

Granted, but it's in the form of scrap. Have fun crafting it all together.

 

I wish that the school year ended.

[brUh]

Wish granted, but the next year starts immediately.

 

I wish for good enough improvising to create good wishes.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but they don't come true

 

I wish for delish fish on a dish, cause I am scrammin' for my salmon

[PHiSH]

Granted. But the smell of the fish attracts a Sharknado which kills everyone.

 

I wish to have the best aim.

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, your aim is so good that you get kicked from every server accused of cheating.

 

I wish i could calm down.

[Pepsiman!]

Granted, but you get mad every time you play TF2

 

I wish for school to not exist.

[Jenny🖤]

(I don't even play TF2 anymore, lol)

Granted, everybody is now uneducated and unable to get a good job.

 

I wish i had better memory

[PhantomProgrammer]

Granted. Now you're slightly less likely to forget this corruption.

 

I wish I had a brain.

[Chemoeum]

I am here for you, spinning inside your ever withering cranium

 

I wish for a cheese storm

[Melancholy Sky]

wish granted but you drown in cheese

 

 

 

i wish for nep nep

[Pepsiman!]

Granted.

*gives you gibus because fuck logic*

 

 

I wish for a gibus.

[PHiSH]

Granted. But you accidentally delete it.

 

I wish for the Steam servers to stop being down. 

[Logan]

Wish granted, Steam is now shutting down to permanently fix the problem.

 

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[Chemoeum]

Wish granted... Umm... And you also get moldy cheese

 

I wish for a pineapple

[Ezekiel Wedlin]

Granted, but you live under the sea.

 

I wish it didn't cost so much money for some things, like houses... and college... and TF2 unusuals...

[Moofle]

Granted, but you still can't afford it because your money is all gone.

i wish to go in me mum's car. Broom broom.

 

[tew]

Wish granted but you crash it on your first go.

 

I wish for a soda.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but it will be very warm, and only a quarter of it is left.

 

I wish for an apple pie