Corrupt a wish :3

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, you get pie full of crushed Iphones and Macbooks

 

I wish my powerbank worked properly

[Logan]

Granted, But it soon breaks.

 

I wish to join the Italian mafia.

[Alexander Wedlin]

Granted, but I'm the Don.....

 

I wish for more music

[PHiSH]

Granted, but it's all V A P O R W A R E.

 

I wish I wasn't indecisive. 

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, now you will always have only one option in every situation.

 

I wish for a knife, like real knife, any knife.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but it's haunted and bloodthirsty.

 

I wish for paper

[lord]

Granted But it kills you from blood loss [R.I.P. Dies From Paper Cut]

 

I wish to live in a Animu wurld

[PHiSH]

Granted, but you become a faceless background character that lives a mundane uninteresting life.

 

I wish for a bowl of fried rice.

[Suna]

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/dc/Heavy_fairyprincess08.wav?t=20121027182416

but the rice is drenched in impossibly hot hot sauce

 

I wish for a pie

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBMCFgctkog)

 

[Logan]

Wish granted, but the pie sucks and was filled with poison.

 

I wish to have crappy money.

[Chemoeum]

Here is some money fished from a toilet

 

I wish for a sandwich

[tew]

Wish granted, but it's filled with dangerous chemicals.

 

I wish for a new tf2 weapon.

Edited May 9, 2016 by Burnt_Soup

[I wonder...]

On 5/9/2016 at 5:11 PM, Burnt_Soup said:

Wish granted, but it's filled with dangerous chemicals.

 

I wish for a new tf2 weapon.

Wish granted, but you ended up getting ANOTHER "You're Eternal Reward"

 

I Wish for a good hat

[tew]

Wish Granted, but the hat is so good it gets robed.

 

I wish for peace.

[PHiSH]

Granted, but it lasts for only 10 seconds.

 

I wish TF2 wouldn't randomly close itself on me.

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, now it doesn't work at all.

 

I wish for some fish sticks

[Alexander Wedlin]

You know what, I'm feeling nice, I'll give you the feesh

 

I wish I didn't have to go to classes...

[tankedup_]

Granted, the teachers and classes now live in your house.

 

I wish my Beard wasn't blue.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, now it's gone.

 

I wish for a thousand tiny airplanes

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, now thousands of tiny paper planes fly into your house everyday.

I wish for better CPU

[PhantomProgrammer]

Granted, but now all your other computer parts are broken.

 

I wish for a dark blue llama.

[tew]

Granted, but the llama is dead and the color of the fur washes away.

 

I wish for my graphics driver to work properly.

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, but your CPU starts to fail instead.

 

I wish for painkillers.

[tankedup_]

Granted, but you are allergic to them

 

I wish to have an immunity to chilli peppers

[PHiSH]

Granted, but you're now allergic to everything else.

 

I wish to have motivation.