Corrupt a wish :3

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, you have motivation to do nothing.

 

I wish for some Pepsi

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but I drank it all and you get the bottle

 

I wish for a bag of chips

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, you got a bag of chips (known for Americans as fries)

 

I wish for some good game to play

[tew]

Granted but it's covered in insane pay walls.

 

I wish for a funny joke.

[bungar]

granted, except that it gets too cancerous and gets thrown away with the rest of them

 

I wish to be a better artist

[Andrea .]

Wish granted, but the things you draw will be really gross and disturbing after you finish it.

 

I wish to be a mage!

[PHiSH]

Granted, but all the spells you cast are self-inflicted.

 

I wish to win every raffle I enter.

Edited June 20, 2016 by StǝamKlunK

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but you will be accused of scripting and later banned

 

I wish I was a narwhal

[Glizzybeth]

Granted, but you have no horn

 

I wish for more cigs.

Edited June 22, 2016 by BragBirch66

[Andrea .]

Granted but you quickly lose them and can't find them anymore.

 

I wish to get a Factory New  AWP: Dragon Lore

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, but everybody else gets one too and price drops to literally nothing

 

I wish for good summer job

Edited June 22, 2016 by JSS

[Glizzybeth]

Granted, but there is literally no pay- however, it is a fun job because I feel generous.

 

I wish for someone/something to hug :3

[PHiSH]

Granted. You get to hug a saltwater crocodile.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Lirak]

Granted. But you can't wish for anything for yourself.

 

I wish i had a TF2 Unusual.

[F40]

Wish granted, you get a nuts and bolts mann co cap.

 

I wish I was a baller.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but you will be the only baller in the world.

 

I wish I had a robot skull to live in :3

[Glizzybeth]

Granted, but its invisible. 

 

I wished I had a stuffed Underswap Sans plush that acted like the actual thing its based off of :3

[Andrea .]

Granted, but it will try to attack you every now and then,

 

I wish for A 2004 BMW M3 E46 that will not mess up on me.

[PHiSH]

Granted, but it's the size of a penny.

 

I wish for JUSTICE.

[Ace]

JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED! However...you are not a saint, we all know that.

 

 Justice starts with you, being incredibly severe. Are you up to sacrifice your life and spirit for the world? Not to mention, your family isn't free of sin and crime. What have you caused?

For my wish, I wish to be the ultimate funnyman

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but so is everyone else.

 

I wish for macaroni

[mniRtcr]

Granted, but it's a day out of date.

 

I wish to have the ability to talk to and understand animals.

Edited August 16, 2016 by MИIЯTƆЯ

[tew]

Wish granted, however, you can only talk to mice.

 

I wish for good grades.

[Salted]

Granted but you can't go to school

[Glizzybeth]

Granted, but you and no idea has no idea what you wished for and will never learn what you wished for.

 

I wish for a good night sleep