Corrupt a wish :3

[Salted]

Granted but you will always wake up unsatisfied

I wish for marching band not to be living hell

[auspicious aubergine | AU]

(new 2 this but ill try) 

Granted, but you will be in a virtual hell

I wish I was alive (idk, random)

[PHiSH]

Granted, but you're dead on the inside.

 

I wish for all of you to put under arrest!

[Jenny🖤]

Granted everybody have to spend their entire life in prison, but everything except your room is that prison

 

I wish for some cold pepsi to drink

[tew]

Granted but it's frozen.

 

I wish for some tones to listen too.

[[DFS] Rather_Furious_Tea [NaCl]]

Granted, but it's Friday.

 

I wish I was a real boy.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but you're a real boy on strings.

 

I wish—no, I demand that I get a cheezburger

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, but it's vegetarian cheeseburger.

 

I wish for a bag of crisps

[mniRtcr]

Granted, but the bag is not marked and you can never tell what flavour the crisps are.

 

I wish for it to stop raining.

Edited August 21, 2016 by MИIЯTƆЯ

[tew]

Granted, but it starts hailing instead.

 

I wish for a nicer jacket.

[PHiSH]

Granted, but you have to wear it for the rest of your life and no other ones.

 

I wish for a soft-serve ice cream machine.

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, but it breaks the next day and nobody seems to be able to fix it

 

I wish for a rubber duck

[mniRtcr]

Granted, but it doesn't squeak.

 

I wish to feel no more pain.

[Logan]

Granted, but you're now dead.

 

I wish for people to like my puns.

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, they like them so much that they get mad when you say anything other than puns

 

I wish for a shiny knife

[Andrea .]

Granted, yet when you unsheath it, the knife breaks into shards like Mehrune's razor.

 

I wish for me to go into the world of rwby during season one as a new main character.

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but the other main characters will find you annoying.

 

I wish for a scarf

[Glizzybeth]

Granted but it choaks you to death

 

I wish I had couage to do what I wish what I could do. 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI]

Wish granted, but you only receive courage when no one else is looking at you.

I wish I could teleport at anytime to anywhere.

[PHiSH]

Granted, but you can only do it once in your life.

 

I wish I get hired for job.

[tew]

Granted, But you hate the job and its hours always conflict with your plans.

 

I wish for a good idea.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI]

Wish granted, but you forget the idea before putting it into action.

I wish I could get some bubblegum because I'm all out of it.

[Andrea .]

Granted, yet you will only have one piece, and that one piece is the flavor you hate most.

 

I wish for the old cartoon network shows to not be ruined anymore.

[Flabberghasted]

Granted, but there are no new cartoons

I wish my wish to be denied.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI]

Granted, but your wish is never denied

I wish for immortality.