Corrupt a wish :3

[PHiSH]

Granted, but in trade you become deaf and blind.

 

I wish I knew what to eat for lunch.

[mniRtcr]

Granted, but you are allergic to whatever you eat for lunch.

 

I wish for some decent WiFi.

[Jenny🖤]

granted, but it's password locked and you don't know it

 

i wish i had better phone

[Alexander Wedlin]

 

On 9/10/2016 at 11:48 AM, JSS~<3 said:

i wish i had better phone

Granted, but it's an iPhone

 

I wish for more Shark drawings.

[Andrea .]

Granted, but it's fully lewd shark drawings.

 

I wish that I had a bag stuffed full with actual senzu beans.

Edited September 12, 2016 by Anders .

[Captain Duckhead]

1 hour ago, Anders . said:

Granted, but it's fully lewd shark drawings.

 

I wish that I had a bag stuffed full with actual senzu beans.

Granted, but the bag also contains Kidney beans, Cannellini beans, Chickpeas, Lima beans, and Pinto beans.

 

I wish for a paintbrush that doesn't require paint to function.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI]

Granted, but the brush only paints bright pink.

 

I wish I could have an oil rig off in the middle of nowhere.

[tew]

Granted, but it's constantly in flames.

 

I wish I could take more interesting classes.

[PHiSH]

Granted, but you will end up failing all of them.

 

 I wish for a mini cactus.

[Jenny🖤]

Granted, but it somehow withers.

 

i wish for a nice cup of coffee

[Captain Duckhead]

On 15 September 2016 at 6:35 AM, JSS <3 Sharks said:

Granted, but it somehow withers.

 

i wish for a nice cup of coffee

Granted, but that nice cup of coffee is packed in with as much sugar as it can absorb.

 

I wish for a pillow that never needs to be washed

[Andrea .]

Granted, yet it is as hard as concrete.

 

I wish for a magic owl that can talk and will not try to harm me or my friends.

[Captain Duckhead]

44 minutes ago, Anders . said:

Granted, yet it is as hard as concrete.

 

I wish for a magic owl that can talk and will not try to harm me or my friends.

Granted, but it speaks Russian.

 

I wish for a fan that can do both hot air and cold air.

[Padgriffin]

Granted, but it blows Arctic wind and the flames of hell.

 

I wish for spam.

[tew]

Granted but it's spoiled

 

I wish for my work to be done

[Chemoeum]

Granted, but something goes screwy and you will have to do even more work

 

I wish I knew how to use Thunderbolt

[Moofle]

You die from an electric shock trying to perfect it.

I wish to come back from the dead and give the living haircuts.

[Iris]

Wish granted but you're a spooky scary skeleton that lives forever

I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish

Edited December 23, 2016 by Festive iSight

[Andrea .]

Granted, but the next wish you want is double corrupted instead.

I wish for good PC parts that will not be damaged or destroyed.

Edited December 25, 2016 by Anders .

[Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI]

Granted, but your parts won't fit inside any case.

I wish for nothing.

[EmptyEngineer]

Granted, but everything will become nothing instead of nothing being given.

 

I wish to be empty... oh wait... hold on.

 

I wish for manage armors (more anagrams).