PHiSH Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted, but in trade you become deaf and blind. I wish I knew what to eat for lunch. Link to comment
mniRtcr Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Granted, but you are allergic to whatever you eat for lunch. I wish for some decent WiFi. Link to comment
Jenny🖤 Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 granted, but it's password locked and you don't know it i wish i had better phone Link to comment
Alexander Wedlin Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9/10/2016 at 11:48 AM, JSS~<3 said: i wish i had better phone Granted, but it's an iPhone I wish for more Shark drawings. Link to comment
Andrea . Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) Granted, but it's fully lewd shark drawings. I wish that I had a bag stuffed full with actual senzu beans. Edited September 12, 2016 by Anders . Link to comment
Administrator Captain Duckhead [working] Posted September 12, 2016 Administrator Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Anders . said: Granted, but it's fully lewd shark drawings. I wish that I had a bag stuffed full with actual senzu beans. Granted, but the bag also contains Kidney beans, Cannellini beans, Chickpeas, Lima beans, and Pinto beans. I wish for a paintbrush that doesn't require paint to function. Link to comment
Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted, but the brush only paints bright pink. I wish I could have an oil rig off in the middle of nowhere. Link to comment
tew Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted, but it's constantly in flames. I wish I could take more interesting classes. Link to comment
PHiSH Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 Granted, but you will end up failing all of them. I wish for a mini cactus. Link to comment
Jenny🖤 Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 Granted, but it somehow withers. i wish for a nice cup of coffee Link to comment
Administrator Captain Duckhead [working] Posted September 16, 2016 Administrator Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 On 15 September 2016 at 6:35 AM, JSS <3 Sharks said: Granted, but it somehow withers. i wish for a nice cup of coffee Granted, but that nice cup of coffee is packed in with as much sugar as it can absorb. I wish for a pillow that never needs to be washed Link to comment
Andrea . Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Granted, yet it is as hard as concrete. I wish for a magic owl that can talk and will not try to harm me or my friends. Link to comment
Administrator Captain Duckhead [working] Posted September 17, 2016 Administrator Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 44 minutes ago, Anders . said: Granted, yet it is as hard as concrete. I wish for a magic owl that can talk and will not try to harm me or my friends. Granted, but it speaks Russian. I wish for a fan that can do both hot air and cold air. Padgriffin 1 Link to comment
Padgriffin Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Granted, but it blows Arctic wind and the flames of hell. I wish for spam. Link to comment
tew Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Granted but it's spoiled I wish for my work to be done Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 Granted, but something goes screwy and you will have to do even more work I wish I knew how to use Thunderbolt Link to comment
Moofle Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 You die from an electric shock trying to perfect it. I wish to come back from the dead and give the living haircuts. Link to comment
Iris Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 (edited) Wish granted but you're a spooky scary skeleton that lives forever I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish Edited December 23, 2016 by Festive iSight Link to comment
Andrea . Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 (edited) Granted, but the next wish you want is double corrupted instead. I wish for good PC parts that will not be damaged or destroyed. Edited December 25, 2016 by Anders . Link to comment
Zaphod Beeblebrox the DCLXVI Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 Granted, but your parts won't fit inside any case. I wish for nothing. Link to comment
EmptyEngineer Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Granted, but everything will become nothing instead of nothing being given. I wish to be empty... oh wait... hold on. I wish for manage armors (more anagrams). Link to comment
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