Moderator Luki Posted December 28, 2015 Moderator Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) *gibs burrito* but it's a literal burrito, which means donkey in spanish. And he bites. Hard. Verryy harddddd. I wish for eternal suffering in hell for the next poster Edited December 28, 2015 by Lukiday | ScrapTF Link to comment
Martie Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Granted, I have received eternal suffering, and I was so good at doing this that I got promoted to the King of Hell, and I started to bring said suffering to every living being I just wish I had a sword Link to comment
Logan Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) You have a sword but it's cursed so now you must spend the rest of your days as an undead skeleton I wish for every hat in tf2 Edited December 29, 2015 by ✦ Loganog ✦ Link to comment
Martie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, you have now every hat in tf2 history, and, as a bonus, I've made them aw smokey unusuals! Now all of that smoke is starting to accumulate in your lungs, leading to a catastrophic result. I wish that the next poster doesn't corrupt my wish Link to comment
Ace Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Alright. Your wish is granted and won't be corrupted...HOWEVER! YOu just corrupted it yourself by wasted a perfectly fine wish to be used to help the world or yourself, so it's a lose lose. I mean..children could have ATE that wish! NOW! What I wish is to cure headaches, I have a really bad one right now. Link to comment
Martie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, You have now the power to cure headaches, the method, however, is controversial By using a really obnoxiously loud sound at someone's ear, this makes their headache goes away... Together with a head explosion You've tested it on yourself, by the way I wish for the power of being able to fly Link to comment
Moderator Luki Posted December 29, 2015 Moderator Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Wish granted, but it's unstoppable and you can only fly up with a constant speed. So, say goodbye as you'll be soon leaving the atmosphere. I wish for a printer. Link to comment
Martie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, I didn't knew if it was a money printer or a normal printer, so I printed a picture of both I wish that the next user creates a paradox Link to comment
tony Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Granted! I have created a wormhole that connects two places together in the Space-Time Continuum, and you are to visit yourself on a parallel Earth and have a good chat, except that planet is doomed by an incoming comet that will destroy all of life on that planet. (We have like, 50 more episodes till Namek explodes!) I wish for more snow Edited December 29, 2015 by Shiny Zoroark #ScrapTF Reference *wink wink* Link to comment
Martie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, it's now snowing! And it is... Yellow? I wish to post faster answers Link to comment
Ace Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, but due to the speed you think and type, you destroy every keyboard and utencil to write on paper you ever touch. That and and a side effect that you eventually also start to talk too fast until nobody understand what you say and your fingers have huge blisters due to the speed on you that your body can't controll yet. I wish I could draw better Link to comment
Martie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 WhoaI'mWritingTooFastOhMyGod *Breathes* Granted, you can now draw better, they are so beautiful that are now exposed in a museum, that got robbed, and they blame you because your drawings were the only thing there Now you're getting sued IWishICouldTalkSlowerHelpPlease Link to comment
PHiSH Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted. Now you talk so slow that you can only manage about 10 words per hour. I wish I could control time. Link to comment
Martie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, you controlled time in such a way that I can now talk normally, and you created a time crack in space, which is now freezing everything I wish for an Ice Cream Link to comment
Ace Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Granted! But you'll have an eternal brain freeze in exchange of a refreshing treat. Fair trade. I wish to have controll over The WORLD Link to comment
Martie Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) 5 hours ago, (Ace) F I L I A said: Granted! But you'll have an eternal brain freeze in exchange of a refreshing treat. Fair trade. I wish to have controll over The WORLD Granted As a result, tons of people got squashed and died I wish I was good at image editing Edited December 30, 2015 by ℳℛ. ℳatthews Words Words Words Link to comment
Logan Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Wish granted, but your computer breaks so it's pointless. I wish for all memes to die Link to comment
Padgriffin Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Wish granted, but as soon as the old memes die new ones are immediately born. Boooty hole on Holy Marckels become the norm. I wish ro make the next person so stupid they cannot corrupt my wish. Edited December 30, 2015 by Clubjustin This is my sig now. Link to comment
Ace Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 MUST..:CORRUPT...QUICK:......YOU DON'T KNOW THIS BUT...:STUPIDITY WILL BE CONTAGIOUS!!!! I-IT'LL....GET YOU....TOO.. AGH....quick...b-before I get stupid, I wish to be smart ag- DUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....DAKLSÑDLFKÑLÑSKFGJAKLÑSDFKJHGJKLDKSJFG Link to comment
PHiSH Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Granted. You are now the smartest person in the field of sandwich engineering. Also, did you say the stupidity would be contagious? Because I wish for a million dolla-asINIFDSKHSLmcdsknmfJHEFBAudis Link to comment
PhantomProgrammer Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 You now have many dolla-asINIFDSKHSLmcdsknmfJHEFBAudis. I'm not exactly sure what those are, but your order was mistaken and now you have a googolplex of them. They soon become too much to handle, eventually encompassing the Earth and suffocating everyone, with you at the epicenter. I'm immune to stupidity, so that's something. I just wish that the entire Internet was immune to it too... Link to comment
tony Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Granted. Now the internet is rid of sarcasm as well, and only opera songs remain. I wish for a longer Winter Vacation Link to comment
Moderator Luki Posted January 4, 2016 Moderator Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Wish granted, you'll get a never-ending winter vacation, which means that you'll also get a never-ending winter. Without snow but with a lot of freezing cold rain. Link to comment
Logan Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Wish granted, but the world crashes trying to insert something that is the digit 0 (As it doesn't exist) I wish for a clean non-duped non-scammed burning flames texas ten gallon Link to comment
PhantomProgrammer Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Wish granted, but you accidentally delete it from your inventory 5 minutes after receiving it, while trying to put it in your loadout. I wish I had every emoticon on Steam. Link to comment
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