Salted Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 While you were telling him you stole the cookie I teleported it to my mouth Link to comment
Conrad Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 I distract you by throwing a stone near you, since you paid attention to it; i was able to retrieve the cookie back! Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 I had Flareon use flamethrower and had my Pidgey take the Cookie. Link to comment
Salted Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 I defeat all your pokemon with friendship powers, I have won the cookie league Link to comment
KarlZobok Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 I steal your cookie while you are busy finding a picture with cookies Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 I steal your cookie while you are busy finding an emoticon with a cookie Link to comment
Salted Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 While you were busy finding the words I stole the cookie And i take a bite Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Due to your old age you thought you bit a cookie but in fact it was a fake one. I have the real one. Link to comment
Salted Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Because I'm old you are forced to give me the cookie due to respecting your elders Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 But then I realized I was raised by wolves and my elder didn't high five me when I tried to high five them. And when they gave me the chance they said "Up high. Down low- TOO SLOW" It hurt my feelings. So I took the cookie while you were struggling to understand that story with your old mind. Link to comment
General Synnacle Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Then I come from behind and snatch it away from you while you're busy doing your own thing, then proceed to eat it as so: Link to comment
Salted Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I proceed to take the cookie and run so fast you can't catch up and eat it. Link to comment
General Synnacle Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 How I eat my mini-cookies: Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 You expect more Mini cookies on the treadmill but I have taken the supply. Link to comment
Salted Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 While you were jacking the treadmill I took what really mattered, the biggest cookie right out of your pocket. Link to comment
General Synnacle Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 While you were busy trying to grab into my holy grail, I was busy creating giant cookies. Link to comment
Salted Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 As you were holding out the cookie you made you turned your head, and when you turned it back you were holding a bag of sand. Where did it go? My mouth. Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I use a shrink ray and go through your digestive system and come back up through your mouth with the cookie. (Because who wants to go through the butt? Not this guy) and regrow. Now I have the cookie Link to comment
Salted Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 But do you really want to eat a cookie covered in stomach acid? While you wonder about this I stole the cookie and put it back where it belongs. Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I decide to bake a new cookie. Link to comment
Salted Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I eat that one as well Link to comment
Michael Jay Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 I punch you in the throat and take the cookie and clean it. I keep the cookie Link to comment
Salted Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 I punch you back and take the cookie and throw it in a trashcan Link to comment
General Synnacle Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 How dare you throw away such a handsome looking cookie: Link to comment
KarlZobok Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 While you were all busy posting in a topic about cookies, I ate a real one. Link to comment
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