General Synnacle Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 While you were busy eating an oatmeal raisin cookie like a pleb, I was making sweet love to a chocolate chip cookie. Link to comment
Salted Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 While you made love to a chocolate chip cookie I ate a triple chocolate cookie Link to comment
EmptyEngineer Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 And what all of you didn't notice was that the original cookie was never stolen. I handed ten dollars to Ribbon and had it the entire time. And now I'm monologuing just so that you will steal the cookie. Come on, you know you want to. Link to comment
General Synnacle Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 Nah, while you were monologuing, I was too busy making love in a bed of cookies. Link to comment
Moofle Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 I'm just standing here with the cookie that used to be yours. But, as I'm about to take a bite... Link to comment
Salted Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 I suck that shit up and eat it Link to comment
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