Martie

I don't like some cookies. Only a few special ones

What a shame, the :tip: doesn't work in here

I believe that I'm the flattered one atm It's good to see you all as well! (or, at least, read while looking at your respective avatars)

A fiery return to the forums

Granted, your pokemon is now so shiny you can't even look at it, even the pokeballs can't capture him because the beam gets deflected, forcing you to let him go I wish I wasn't idling from scrap forums for so many time

Granted, but it was so fast that you couldn't receive the prize in time and it got lost in the void But hey, you still won... I wish for a Nintendo Wii

Granted, the ammount of Tamales have been tripled, but the cloning proccess is in "early access", so a bug happened and all of them are toxic and radioactive I wish for good and non glitchy early access games to be a thing

Granted, but they're not stupid, they're thinking in a whole new level, that contains every answer to every question in the universe and are able to easily take you down I wish to stop changing avatars so much

Granted, but the image corrupted itself and it's no longer accessible I wish for a golden gun

All the

Banned for quoting a shiny pokemon

Granted, the only person that was able to read what you posted gone blind, the others said "TL;DR" I wish that all unusuals get replaced by normal gibuses

Banned for being late, and for making me use a bad generic Ban reason So, you're also banned for corrupting time and space

You're arrested for disturbing the peace with your quack dance Did I do it wrong?

Banned for not specifying the Ban reason