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Granted, but you will end up failing all of them. I wish for a mini cactus.

The

Granted, but in trade you become deaf and blind. I wish I knew what to eat for lunch.

Granted, but you can only do it once in your life. I wish I get hired for job.

About

Everyone

Banned for using a hashtag.

Granted, but you have to wear it for the rest of your life and no other ones. I wish for a soft-serve ice cream machine.

Do you believe in JUSTICE?

Rubber Soul

Causing

Banned for double posting on the Word by word story thread.

Is your caps lock broken?

Breaking Bad