Faxon Fury

Banned for banning people for not banning enough people for banning too many people.

Raj

Ox

Granted, but you will 'space out' ) I wish for a noscope montage sponsored by Doritos

Is an actual vegetable using the computer.

Physcological Pants

Encyclopedia

Granted, but it's a small bowl of noodles and eating it make you want to have more. I wish to break the laws of physics.

Banned for being a grammar nazi.

Magnanimous.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Recalcitrant

Granted, but he will explode everything he touch. I wish for a better signature.

Entitlement

Demisemiquavers

Granted, but it's a 5 minute long gif and you have to wait for it to fully load before it can play. I wish for the ability to spontaneously generate pizza at my own will.

Granted, but the hamster lives in your underwear drawer. I wish I could master every game on Steam.

I think it'll always stay more than 10 ref, and will only drop during the Smissmas season (because, hype.)