Trilluminati

Banned for spinning counter-clockwise

Banned for having birthday

Okay, but Heavy will kill you for eating it. I wish for the newest Nexus phone.

Banned for using your animation privilegies just for spinning.

Banned because nobody in this thread can have less posts than you, so your reason is invalid.

Paint its WASD keys red. ILGY love…

Banned for avoiding saying it directly.

You get it back.

This is made by Steam not scrap.tf and scrap.tf can do nothing with it.

Okay, but everyday will be Monday. I wish it was Monday.

And to the question, there is no way to increase your chances.

Call people who don't have them noobs. ILGY a bottle of water...

Banned for being not original too.

Banned for being very original.

Okay. I will choose funds. Giving you $0.01, treat it well~ I wish for people to understand me.

Okay, but at some time aliens will attack us and we will not have weapons to defend. Finally we will defeat them using planks with nails, but half of the world population (including you but not me) will be dead. I wish for a good profile picture.

Banned for making your avatar in Androidify.

Banned for being a newbie to the forums.

Are you sure it is this Ge(e)l?

Banned for noticing it

Okay, but another even more stupid post starts. I wish for 237 refined to become a super donor.

Banned for stopping me from being banned twice.

Banned for having no profile image and only one post.

Okay, but it also freezes for you which causes it to be stuck forever which creates a time paradox. I wish for escrow to be cancelled.

Okay, but it looks like it's being murdered. I wish to know the MBTI of all scrap.tf users. (Let's see who knows it!)