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Wish granted, But Sega spends a shit-ton of time on it and the community thinks it's bad since they think it's just a re-make, prompting to Sega to shut down their doors for good. I wish for a copy of super smash bros brawl.

Wish granted, but it's in such a shitty jpg that you can barely tell what's going on in it I wish for a single dollar bill

Wish granted, but you can not sleep at all anymore but still feel tiredness. I wish for a bike

Wish granted, but requires 100 D batteries. I wish for a statebored

Well the phlog at least is much for useful for it. And like gunmettle brass beast is so much more useful with it.

Wish granted, but now it no longer exists. I wish for a gameboy

Wish granted, but the world crashes trying to insert something that is the digit 0 (As it doesn't exist) I wish for a clean non-duped non-scammed burning flames texas ten gallon

ah alright

Nah

Wish granted, but your computer breaks so it's pointless. I wish for all memes to die

You have a sword but it's cursed so now you must spend the rest of your days as an undead skeleton I wish for every hat in tf2

Wish granted, but they're stuffed with explosives. I wish for a treehouse

Wish granted, But you get endless reports about it so you get marked forever once again without the ability to appeal I wish for a banana tree

Wish granted, But it's also the scammed burning team captain so your now banned from every trade server and marked from every site on steamrep. I wish I had legos

Your wish is no longer corrupted but it can't happen. I wish for cheesecake.

You can eat, But everything you eat is covered in cement paste. I wish for a lot of cats

10. Anti-freeze 9. Molten Mallard 8. It's a puzzle to me/It's a mystery to everyone 7. Stare from Beyond 6. Spellbound 5. Disco beat down 4. Hellfire Time for the good shit 3. Green energy 2. Cloudy moon 1. nuts and bolts It's a secret to everybody

Banned for using bullet points to begin with

Banned for being a duck

While you notice their grammar mistakes, I'll gladly take that cookie.

I'd be fine with the removed the 10% damage penalty, Not really that big of a problem. But making them invincible is kinda well... just dumb.

4 Words. Phlog is bullshit now.

Banned for worshipping jontron.

Still banned for not using comic sans