Granted, you have now every hat in tf2 history, and, as a bonus, I've made them aw smokey unusuals!
Now all of that smoke is starting to accumulate in your lungs, leading to a catastrophic result.
I wish that the next poster doesn't corrupt my wish
Granted, I have received eternal suffering, and I was so good at doing this that I got promoted to the King of Hell, and I started to bring said suffering to every living being
I just wish I had a sword
Granted, you get so many Refined metals and keys, that, in an attempt to make a pile of them, they fell over you, with crushing results
I wish to have the biggest hat Collection of the world