EmptyEngineer

Your mom. heh what a meme amiright guys?

I can play some TF2 at times, I mostly play with close friends or my Steel 6s and Highlander teams though.

Just had to point out that this is positively the best comment I've seen of all of these. I also have to point out, Lukiday, that I spelled both Third and Reich wrong, and put a afterward. Although it is my tradition to use a lot, it was meant in a joking manner there. Sorry for the confusion, I'll put two next time surrounding the joke. You're banned for not looking into it too much and not noticing that Third was spelled Thrid. "#Rekt", just like the description of my shotgun I got for 1 ref that's killstreak and has Exorcism. GG, EZ.

I wasn't going to put another one here for a while, but I just realized something... I called this a mega-thread, a term used mostly on Reddit. Thanks Obama.

Banned for English mistakes, because I'm truly a Grammar Nazi at heart and I will do anything for the Thrid Riech.

Scout's fish.

Chopped-up Fish. I don't like fish all that much.

Quite ironic. This thread only has two posts in the past day. Thanks Obama.

The point of this thread is to make a random Thanks Obama joke in every comment. Just do it, it's good for your health (Note: May not be good for your health). I'm too lazy to do anything but play TF2. Thanks, Obama.

Chopped-up baby. Now that's good!

Dead, really dead. It's also 11 PM, so I feel dead inside apart from being completely dead throughout the day. I'm going to respond to this everyday, now aren't I? (Don't hold me to that, I probably won't)

Banned for being a shark with electric Christmas lights. Seriously, how do you swim with those things without it being too shocking (in more ways than one )

Fine. The Italian word for "the end". In English, however, it means "good" or "okay".

Laughing baby. I was going to say choking, but that's too cruel even for me.

Yes. 1. I'm a cruel person. Deal with it. 2. I usually don't spend too much all that often. 3. I get to watch news stories of mass slaughters whenever I make a big purchase, but they won't know it was me. You receive one million dollars, but the economy collapses by the time you spend $1000 worth of any money you own.

great

I would raffle an unusual, but I'm not rich. Therefore, I just give out a key or so worth of items every once in a while.

Yes, of course. 1: You're a cool guy.   2: Doesn't take nearly as much time as all of the memes from the previous one. 3: I spend quite a bit of time away from my computer. 4 (Extra): BBCode is easy on ScrapTF, where I do most of my typing. You receive one million dollars, but everyone around you tries to steal it from you and you can never find a way to secure it without another person figuring out a way to break your security.

Yes. 1: It doesn't specify whether or not the browsing history has been cleaned. 2: There's nothing in my browsing history worth looking at other than reddit. 3: That's a million dollars for one person to see a bunch of pictures/videos/websites that you have also seen. Not a big deal. You would receive a million dollars, but the catch is that you have to spend the rest of your life at home and if you don't see a meme within ten seconds of seeing the last one you die. I know... I know... I'm cruel.

Banned for being a Mudkip with fire.

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Completely

If it has the loaner tag on it, you can sometimes be able to sell it for more. Most times, however, it is not more valuable than any other. It just depends on the collector. Keep searching and you might find somebody willing to put a big price on it compared to its normal price.

Rotting corpse.

Jesse herself has stated on her profile that she will make a raffle about it in the coming days. Please check back later for such a raffle from Jesse that will be a pinned raffle explaining what you receive.