Chemoeum

Banned for not having any justification of your ban

Banned for not giving us healz

Make a Planet of the Apes movie, with cross gender characters. If life gives you melons...

Granted. It's also too heavy for you to lift, and will remain on your carpet forever (or whatever flooring you have in your house). I wish for something that spins infinite revolutions per minute all the time.

Banned for having such sexy-looking hair

Play Uno with a genie. If life gives you a genie...

Granted, now you are Heavy regretting costume choice. I wish for a "Damage Taken" strange cosmetic part (counts how much damage you have ever accumulated while wearing that cosmetic).

Banned for speeding.

Make carrot cake. If life gives you salami...

Granted, but they count up to 1. I wish for a good sandwich.

Banned for, uh, wait what is your profile pic doing?

Lol why

The what?

Banned for being a donator without an animated pic

You forgot to add when Raffles were introduced (however I don't really remember when that was, a year ago?)

Banned for not capitalizing your first word

Banned for having numbers in your username

I'm hungry

Mute everyone or leave. If life gives you an olive on a toothpick...

You stay awake. If life gives you lettuce...

More words

Granted, but then catching them is your real test, and training them is your cause. I wish to travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Granted, but then you develop schizophrenia. I wish bananas were red.

Banned for making false accusations

Give her mutated bread. If you would look, all of my posts provided ingredients to make a sandwich. If life gives you tomatoes...