Wish granted, but now all foundations of arithmetic have been undermined and defy any logic. This causes every mathematician to kill themselves.
I wish to not make a wish.
Granted. You are now the smartest person in the field of sandwich engineering.
Also, did you say the stupidity would be contagious? Because I wish for a million dolla-asINIFDSKHSLmcdsknmfJHEFBAudis