PHiSH

Just because

The Champ

Granted, but your Steam account then gets hijacked. I wish to find the greatest gif in the world.

Banned for being pixelated.

Granted. I didn't hear you very well but I'm pretty sure you said you want a Paradocks. I wish for the next TF2 comic to come out now.

Banned for bleeding.

I live

Banned for translating.

Banned for nepping.

Congrats mate

Granted. The Pokéball comes with a Snorlax inside. Upon releasing it, it decides it's time for a nap and falls backwards crushing you and the Pokéball. I wish for a hat drop.

Banned for banning the wrong person.

Banned for having a tail.

Granted. But it can only clone Donald Trump. I wish my trade wasn't held up because of escrow.

Granted. But it can only clone Donald Trump. I wish my trade wasn't held up because of escrow.

Granted. Since you took it all, no one else has any left so they all die. I wish for roll cake.

What do

Why not?

Fair/Balanced

Granted, but it's the only thing you understand. I wish for the forum to have more activity.

Banned for being ignored.

Hoard it with the 200 other crates in your inventory. If life gives you squids...

Granted. You now have the drawing talent of a 2 year old. I wish to summon Cthulhu.

Granted, but it replaces all of Jigglypuff's moves. I wish for LEGO Universe to come back.

Heh. My gift recipient hasn't been on the site for 2 months.