Can you believe this?! After finally trading for my first unusual, I can't equip it! The item servers are down! And only for me! No one else is having this problem except for me! This game hates me. It didn't give me an unusual out of probably a hundred crates, not even the double drop rate. And now when I'm finally able to trade for one, item servers conveniently shut down on me! This game reaaaaaaaaly doesn't want me to have this unusual.
And get this: I can't even play offline with bots! It just gives me the error "CD Key authentication invalid for internet servers". daf*** does that mean?! Since when do you need internet to play OFFLINE?!
Sorry for my outburst.