LucasIV Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Wish granted, but you lost emotion in real life. I wish I know what to wish Link to comment
Ace Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Wish granted. Now you know the perfect wishes to make! However you can't be granted any wishes anymore, only advice others, I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't own. Link to comment
PhantomProgrammer Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Wish granted, but it's not just your money. It's also everybody else's, and nobody can decide what to spend it on. I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Link to comment
< phospheno > Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Wish granted. But the cake is not a lie in another dimension. To yours, the cake is still a lie and now you have doubt if your wish became true I wish √ -1 wasn't imaginary Link to comment
PHiSH Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Wish granted, but now all foundations of arithmetic have been undermined and defy any logic. This causes every mathematician to kill themselves. I wish to not make a wish. Link to comment
LucasIV Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Wish granted. You wont wish another wish soon but since you just made a wish to not make a wish, that wish is screwed and is cancelled. Hah, you wish. I wish for my wish to get corrupted Link to comment
Logan Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Wish granted, but now it no longer exists. I wish for a gameboy Link to comment
tony Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Wish granted, except it's the Pikachu Special Edition and someone breaks in your home to steal it I wish that my Wallet will be safer Link to comment
LucasIV Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Wish granted. Wait you mean this future wallet that you're gonna buy because I stole your current wallet, and all other wallets in your possession including steam wallet, right? Of course that's what you meant! I wish that someone read what I post Link to comment
Martie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Granted, the only person that was able to read what you posted gone blind, the others said "TL;DR" I wish that all unusuals get replaced by normal gibuses Link to comment
Ace Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Wish granted, but everyone knows it was due to your wish, so every presumptious TF2 player with big wallet gonna take turns to kick your butt. Better hide to the hills Speaking of hats, I wish I can get my long desired Max severed head (In the game, I mean, not in real life. A severed bunny head would be really hazardous and vomotive to everyone). Link to comment
tony Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Granted, except it has the worst paint in the game, and everyone in every server you play in laughs and mocks you. I wish that I had a Gatorade right now. I'm thirsty Link to comment
PHiSH Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Wish granted, but instead of the drink it's the Gatorade gummies. I wish to stop procrastinating. Link to comment
Ace Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 I wish that too, but anyways WISH GRANTED! But now you are a workaholic and live your days with stress to a point of a big risk of stomach cancer due to it. But don't worry, you won't get it, because working so much made you have so much preassure that you lost the usage of your limbs and you're now in bed, but even there, you are still trying to do stuff with what's left of you. Poor guy. I wish to be pretty good Link to comment
PhantomProgrammer Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Wish granted. Now you're pretty good... but you're always kept waiting. I wish for an image/gif based corruption. Link to comment
Martie Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 22 hours ago, PhantomProgrammer said: Wish granted. Now you're pretty good... but you're always kept waiting. I wish for an image/gif based corruption. Granted, but the image corrupted itself and it's no longer accessible I wish for a golden gun Link to comment
Padgriffin Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Wish granted, but it is so tiny you can't see it. I wish for everybody following my wish to become stupid. Link to comment
Martie Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Granted, but they're not stupid, they're thinking in a whole new level, that contains every answer to every question in the universe and are able to easily take you down I wish to stop changing avatars so much Link to comment
PHiSH Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Wish granted, but now you're stuck with your current avatar forever. FOREVER! I wish for a good TF2 update. Link to comment
tony Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Granted, except it's the last update in the game, and Valve forgets about it to move on to making Half-Life 3 I wish for Dimapocalypse to continue Link to comment
Ace Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Wish granted but you're the only one suffer- I mean uhh...Enjoying it. Meanwhile all of us are in a radius far far away from you and that forever. I wish for more Tamales. They are yummy Q^Q Link to comment
Martie Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Granted, the ammount of Tamales have been tripled, but the cloning proccess is in "early access", so a bug happened and all of them are toxic and radioactive I wish for good and non glitchy early access games to be a thing Link to comment
tony Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Granted, except the demos are only 30 mins of gameplay before it crashes on you I wish for donuts Link to comment
PHiSH Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Wish granted. However, I let Demoman make them so they explode as soon as you bite into one. I wish for the Kraken to be released. Link to comment
Alexander Wedlin Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 hour ago, StǝamKlunK said: Wish granted. However, I let Demoman make them so they explode as soon as you bite into one. I wish for the Kraken to be released. Wish granted, but it can only destroy annoying fanbases if you're fine with that. I wish for Super Donator Status Link to comment
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