Trilluminati Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Chiggy1234567 said: Granted, but they become illegal and you get vac banned for obtaining it i wish for steam wallet funds or a fresh glass of fresh water Okay. I will choose funds. Giving you $0.01, treat it well~ I wish for people to understand me. Edited February 22, 2016 by Trilluminati <3 scrap.tf No wish Link to comment
Ace Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Alright! Now people understand you! But for it they know ever single thing of you, EVERYTHING. So if you have something shameful....they know that too, and will judge you about it, WITH THEIR EYES. I wish to be able to play a kazoo perfectly. Link to comment
Moofle Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted, but everyone you know (and don't know) will be extremely jealous of your amazing talent. I wish for another £0.01 of steam funds. Link to comment
PHiSH Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted, but your Steam account then gets hijacked. I wish to find the greatest gif in the world. Link to comment
Moderator Luki Posted February 23, 2016 Moderator Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Here, have some buzzfeed (hehehe) http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/are-these-the-funniest-gifs-of-all-time I wish for a shooting star Link to comment
Cagliostro Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 You get the Shooting Star, but not a shooting star. I wish for 16932 more wielders of a particular sword Link to comment
Moofle Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Granted. Those 16932 wielders get VAC banned. i wish for the next corrupter to get VAC banned before they can corrupt my wish. Link to comment
Cagliostro Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Granted, but I can use another computer. I wish to forget about Touhou Link to comment
PHiSH Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Granted, but you immediately rediscover it. I wish for it to be summer already. Link to comment
Trilluminati Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, StǝamKlunK said: I wish for it to be summer already. Okay, but everyday will be Monday. I wish it was Monday. Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Granted, but tomorrow will be a Tuesday. I wish it were Saturday. Link to comment
Moofle Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Now the time-space continum is ruined. I wish to not have feelings. (school sucks, and i'd give up happiness, pretty much because i've never truly felt it ) Link to comment
Padgriffin Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Wish granted. You suffer a heart attack and die. I wish to not have autism in real life. Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, but then you develop schizophrenia. I wish bananas were red. Link to comment
PHiSH Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted. Bananas are now red and so is everything else in the world, making it impossible to distinguish anything from anything else. I wish people who would respond to my trade offers instantly. Link to comment
Astramentis Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you can only make trades in Scrap metal. I wish I could be the very best, that no one ever was. Edited March 9, 2016 by Sexy Heavy, King of the Jungle Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, but then catching them is your real test, and training them is your cause. I wish to travel across the land, searching far and wide. Link to comment
Moofle Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 However, the 'land' is a barren desert. I wish for Geartooth the soldier to perform the 'Kamikaze' taunt while far away from everyone. (keeboom heh) Link to comment
F40 Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 wish granted, but for some inexplicable reason the gravity got messed up mid taunt, which resulted in everyone getting getting pushed into the soldier... I wish I was fast. Link to comment
Cagliostro Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Granted, but you're as fast as a turtle. I wish for strange variants of everything in TF2. Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Granted, but they count up to 1. I wish for a good sandwich. Link to comment
Trilluminati Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 13 hours ago, [G.E.W.P.] Chemoeum said: I wish for a good sandwich. Okay, but Heavy will kill you for eating it. I wish for the newest Nexus phone. Link to comment
Astramentis Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Granted, but the Nexus phone contains shocking images and evidence that will lead to your arrest. I wish to become a Magical girl. Link to comment
Chemoeum Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Granted, now you are Heavy regretting costume choice. I wish for a "Damage Taken" strange cosmetic part (counts how much damage you have ever accumulated while wearing that cosmetic). Link to comment
Pannington Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Your wish is granted, but the cosmetic it is applied to is automatically deleted after 1000 damage. I wish for a magical wish granting unicorn. Link to comment
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